Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich
Now that he has announced joining his wifes catering business, cartoon chowhound Dagwood Bumstead is releasing the recipe
for his famous Dagwood sandwich. See ingredients above. See
directions below.
DIRECTIONS: Arrange the ingredients between two slices of bread.
Serves one.
3 lg Onions
1 Head lettuce
4 Tomatoes, sliced
1 Lobster tail
1 Eagle talon
1 Fish (pref.2-days old)
1 Pot spaghetti
- Cold and gooey
1 lb Bacon (cooked?)
1 Meatloaf
1 Ham
1 Fried egg (over easy)
1 String of sausages
1 Mayonnaise, gallon
1 Jar of pickle relish
1 Tin of sardine in oil
1 Bottle of ketchup
1 Bottle Sweet mustard
1 Hot mustard
1 Loaf Bread
Assorted cheese
Assorted vegetables
Assorted olives